The star who has won rave reviews for his incredible performances is set to return in the US Masterbates before a likely appearance in the British Openings.
Rumours abound that Woods may also play a part in Debbie Does Dallas III before making an appearance in Ride-Her (DD) Cups.
A PGA (Pornographic Association) spokesman said: “I think fans cannot wait to see Tiger back in action on a pay per view basis. Tiger has always amazed his fans with incredible comesistency under pressure.
“He will certainly be looking at also entering some big classics this year and I am, sure his famous strokeplay will certainly be a big factor with some of our new stars such as Eva the Boob, and Jemima “Wide” Hollingberry-Mulford.
“Tiger is ready for the big time and we really do agree that he is the master of the cock-up. Well, we sure hope he is!"
Woods himself said: "I have just got to make sure I play straight and play hard. That way, I will be able to continue my success and get myself out of this hole."
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