Dubai Terry hit anger

The UK has expressed World fury over a Dubai hit which has left the Prime Minister of Chelsea John Terry seriously injured.

Said a spokesman: “We believe the spy organisation WAGS mounted the hit using repeated handbag swings against Mr Terry.

“Our security forces report that something was running from the scene, thought to be Remington lipstick or Maybelline lipstick.

“We deplore the actions of the WAGS. Everybody knows that a proper spy network sits behind desks and copies stuff off the net.

“Mr Terry is very upset as the paparazzi missed the whole thing.”

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