England manager Fabio Capello has expressed fears over the money top players are earning in the premier league.
Capello said: “How can these-a players be expect to concentrate on football when they get paid-a so little monies. When I came here and they told me I have to pay tax, I thought this was a funny thing somebody say like Benny Hill or Rafa Benitez.
“Poor John-a Terry. There he is paying off all and sundry but he had none left for Wayne-a Bridge. Now I must make do with this Leyland Baines, whom I always-a thought was responsible for the death of Laura-a Palmer in Twin-a Peaks.
“In Italy, things are much easier, If you have a problem then you pay somebody and it goes away. I could not believe when these English people do not want to give-a the referee some nice gift like a Ferrari or a whore-a. No one wonder they-a never win nothing.
“It is important the great-a players have as much-a money as possible because they get so easily bored. One-a day you want a limited edition Ferrari with Thomas the Tank Engine motif, the next a gold polar bear in which you can keep-a your collection of 80s pencils. I make-a plea for these poor young men.
“I say to Wayne Bridge, surely there is something we can get for you? Pace? Positional sense? Maybe a book on how not marry bunny-a boilers. Super smashing, great and goodbye. Oh-a England, look-a what you could have won.”
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