Said a spokesman: “We were told following Thierry Henry’s handball that all UK football fans, media and pundits had lost all faith in the integrity of the game due to constant cheating. Yet we were unable to detect the expected of howls of moral hysteria when Wayne Rooney performed a dive so blatant that even the referee spotted it.
“There were no calls for Rooney to be banned for months, no questions about what Man U are teaching their players and no comparisons with the twin devils, Drogba and Henry. We set up reception centres for young children who had lost faith in their hero but instead could only hear yelps of anger from Man U fans who wanted Rooney to dive some more to get a penalty.
A fans spokesman explained: “The fact is that Wayne Rooney was skilfully trying to induce the referee in an age old tactic that is tantamount to art whereas Thierry Henry is a dirty Frenchman. The difference is quite obvious.”
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