“We did think some of them might be on drugs because most of them appear to think they have a chance of playing for Arsenal. That, of course, is clearly ridiculous and suggests delusional psychosis."
Wednesday, 9 December 2009
Arsenal stars in shock positive test
The FA have confirmed the shock news that some of Arsenal's youth players have tested positive for talent.
Said a spokesman: “We really put them through their paces. Some of the poor sods only seem to be able to do keepy uppies while others seemed to think tackling was against the rules. However we did find a few who will have a very bright future at top football clubs such Aston Villa, Derby and Morecambe.
“We did think some of them might be on drugs because most of them appear to think they have a chance of playing for Arsenal. That, of course, is clearly ridiculous and suggests delusional psychosis."
“We did think some of them might be on drugs because most of them appear to think they have a chance of playing for Arsenal. That, of course, is clearly ridiculous and suggests delusional psychosis."
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