Rafa: I was right to sub Moses

Rafa Benitez has insisted he was right to sub new signing Moses despite his Liverpool’s side latest drubbing.

One fan said: “If he’s parted the Red Sea, surely he could part Bjorn Hangeland and Paul Konchesky.”

But a defiant Benitez retorted: “You cannot just turn these miracles on and off. The boy needed a rest.

“Fulham is not the Red Sea. It is not made of water.

“I thought Buddha did a reasonable job, although he needs to stop relying on the ‘winds of fortune’ and do some tracking back."

Rangers ticket fury

Cash strapped Rangers are furious that their game with Dundee United was abandoned.

A spokesman confirmed that this forced players to wait "for ages" at the station for their pre-booked supersaver train tickets.

A spokesman said: "The abandonment meant the players had to wait even longer for their train. We have been instructed by the banks that we now have to buy fixed time tickets to save money.

"To make matters worse manager Walter Smith lost £8 on the Big Break machine. We are concerned it may have been rigged."

The spokesman added: "All savings made are going into Walter's transfer pot. And rumours that said pot is being raided by staff to buy macaroons is totally untrue."